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p 10 Reasons NOT to enlist
I've got something in my eye. I think it's from all of the air polution you assholes! I'm taking a poop on this flag!
10. Dying sucks
9. Camouflage pants are like so 2004...
8. Your boss is a former coke head and you're the one getting your piss tested
7. Military personnel usually have butt ugly spouses
6. There are plenty of willing rednecks who'd give their lives, freedom, and Walmart Preferred Customer's Card to take your place on the front line.
5. Most hobos I've ever met are veterans
4. Contrary to popular belief, being an amputee does not get you laid
3. Iraq hates you... hate them back from the comfort of your own country
2. Pooping in the woods is NOT as fun as it sounds
1. You're 18... you should be in college barely passing your classes and humping everything with a heartbeat... what the hell is wrong with you?!